Dr. Everton Morteus Balmer

Dr. Everton Morteus Balmer, often shortened to E.M. Balmer, is a Mortuary Equipment bioform that works for The Morgue as the Head of Inert Biovessel Sterilization and Categorization licensed in all biopositive and quasipositive matter zones.

Appearance
Balmer is an animate embalming machine, using a pump as one arm and an electrical cord as the other. He has dials in the place of eyes, and speaks through the lid of the cracked glass tank on his head, which contains some kind of formaldehyde-like fluid.

Personality
Balmer is egotistical, and according to Dr. Staph, has a chronic superiority complex. He may possibly be a masochist, as seen by his frequent comments, such as "deliciously horrible" and "decadent revulsion". He often mistreats his subordinates, Methanyll and Hyde, although he has shown on multiple occasions to be desperate for their friendship. Balmer is a germophobe, and has a love for cheese, pickles, and alcoholic beverages. He has an unrequited crush on Dr. Phage.