Mr. Clean

Mr. Clean (a nickname given by fans due to his germophobia) is the protagonist of the short story ''Dr. Phage. ''He is a male Grey Zone human who is presumably still trapped within The Hospital. An alternate (or future) version of him became a gigantic cancerous mass.

Personality
Judging from his comments in the story, Mr. Clean is classist and elitist, and also is obsessed with cleanliness. He views the lower class as filthy, and goes out of his way to avoid them or any way of becoming sick.

Biography
In grade school, Clean suffered from a bout of pinkeye, which created a revulsion towards germs that stayed with him to adulthood. He had a relatively successful career of some kind, with a private office and secretary. Eventually, he began to suffer from a serious flu, the first time he had an illness in years, and made an appointment at an expensive clinic. He awoke in The Hospital, and after evading Dr. Phleboto Mizer and Dr. Phage, wandered the halls for over a year. In this time his body was frequently operated on and modified. He came across a gigantic tumorous mass enveloping parts of The Hospital, which he learned was called by the same name he was.